RECIPES FOR DISASTER
post-digital voice tactics

by Christof Migone

SOUND EXERPT FROM THE LECTURE / PERFORMANCE BY CHRISTOF MIGONE



***PLAY CD TRACK 1: "i've liberated a microphone" loop (5:12)
Introduction
"its' free!" "its' free!" "its' free!" "its' free!" "its' free!" ... voice, voice is a territory for expression which speaks loudly even it is heard quietly. even if it is silent, even if it is silenced. conversely a loud voice can also say nothing. the properties of a voice are full of these contradictions, they are an exterior manifestation of an interior which is singular: we only know our own. we hear our voice like no other, we are alone.


*(POUR WATER BACK & FORTH)
which brings us (somehow) now to recipes for disaster. as with any recipe, we must begin by listing the ingredients, making sure we have them all on hand in the correct quantities. when a recipe involves a voice, it immediately poses a problem for a voice is like no other. well, despite this let's see if perhaps we can try to get around this impasse. the following seemingly unconnected recipes will not always include the voice as an ingredient or address the voice as a mouth to feed, but it never lurks far. let's begin not with a voice but with food, but not just any food, one that salivates:


RECIPE NO. 1: - HOW TO ESTABLISH A DIET TOWARDS NORMALCY WHILE OVERDOSING ON PEANUT BUTTER.

*MIC MY MOUTH WITH POP ROCKS (AND POP ROCKS IN GLASS)

I found this list written on a small note pad pieces of paper sitting by a public phone at the concordia library in Montréal this past summer:
      hot dogs
      steak
      potatoes
      cucumber
      tomatoes
      fruit [underlined]
      cheese
      crackers
      marshmallows
      6 eggs
      chili
      cereal
      PB.
      mustard
      relish
      Tobasco
      steak spice
      sugar
      jam
      margarine
      salt
      pepper
      soft drink
      OJ.
      milk
      hot dog buns
      bread

      treat for: dessert [underlined]
[I figure PB can only be peanut butter,... and there's page 2]
      Mon
      supper: hot dogs

      Tue
      break: cereal
      lunch: PB.
      supper: steak, potatoes, cucumber, tomatoes.

      Wed
      break: eggs & toast
      lunch: cheese, crackers, veggies, etc.
      supper: chili, bread.

      Thurs
      break: cereal
      lunch: sand - PB or cheese

RECIPE NO. 2: HOW TO CALL THE WORLD WHILE NOT LEAVING THE COMFORT OF YOUR SELF-REFERENTIAL NAVEL
(with CD RAPPEL EXCERPTS)

From one found thing to another site ripe with accidents. The telephone is increasingly without answer, increasingly without voice. Conversations are no longer the telephone's principal calling card. What we connect are transactions and suffocations. The advent of features such as call display, call trace and call block, render one's phone a veritable fortress. A phone number is not only one's property but has become inextricably tied to one's identity. J.G. Ballard defined the Telephone as "a shrine to the desperate hope that one day the world will listen to us." The telephone has particular poignancy on the radio, it multiplies the holes in the head inherent in the disembodied voices of radio until buoyancy is in question and you start to sink. I felt so alone, no one was here to save me a caller said. We develop porous heads and protruding holes and are strategically placed to become part of the conversation, even if there is nothing to say. Ay ay ay, it's lonely out there in the middle of nowhere. the telephone call becomes the act and the site for an implosion of identities. An implosion where your story is no longer contained in a hermetic innervoice but is porous with strings and leads, weaving the mix.

In 1994 I decided to call every body in the world who had my telephone number (but with different country and area codes) to see if we had something in common.


***PLAY TRACKS 2 + 3. excerpts from rappel (1:22)(2:43)


RECIPE NO. 3: HOW TO CONFESS WHEN ONLY HALF OF YOU IS YOU, or HOW TO BE A NAMELESS, FACELESS BEING ON THIS PLANET


***PLAY TRACK 4. confessions (3:21)

HELLO
Hello
Is that my voice?
NO, IT SOUNDS LIKE MINE.
Talk! Talk!
I THINK YOUR VOICE BECAME MINE AS SOON AS YOU CALLED How could that be?
OH, SOME KIND OF RELATIONSHIP THAT BEGAN And does it end?
IT ENDS AS SOON AS YOU HANG UP
Are you trying to tell me something?
I THINK SO
Should I be insulted?
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY, ANGRY, INSULTED.... Does that make sense what you just said? WHAT IS SENSE?
What is what? Are you nervous?
NO, BUT I WAS EARLIER
I think I know that you're nervous
YA. I THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME Only if I want to
DO YOU WANT TO?
Not really. You don't intrigue me.
I SEE. DOES THIS THING EVER END?
Why what for?
THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING NOWHERE.
Does this thing ever end?
I'M GUESSING IT WILL NEVER END.
What was I talking about? You seemed to know what I was talking about. IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.
Who are you? Describe yourself.
I HAVE KNOBBY KNEES AND A RIB CAGE.
We won't get personal now
WHY NOT?
I don't think it's the time or the place THIS IS NOT A TIME OR A PLACE
So what is then?
UM... IT'S IN BETWEEN
So what is then, if it's not a time nor a place, what exactly is it? IT'S IN BETWEEN
In between what? Can you be a little bit more specific? Is that what? In between a...
IN BETWEEN. THAT'S WHERE I TRY TO BE, I GUESS SO THAT ONLY FEW PEOPLE CAN FIND ME
Who in particular are you waiting to be found by? WHO ARE YOU?
Who am I?
YA
Just another nameless, faceless being in this planet AND...
Can you be more specific then?
NOPE
This conversation is going nowhere.
I AGREE
Goodnight.

(phone rings)
HELLO
There's lots to say that hasn't already been said THAT'S TRUE. IT'S BECOMING KIND OF EMPTY Strange. It feels like I've had this conversation before. IT'S JUST YOU AND ME
Are you still you?
NO. I THINK I'VE CHANGED

Grown within the past minutes have you? NO. I HAVEN'T PROGRESSED OR REGRESSED, JUST CHANGED You bore me.
SOMETIMES I BORE MYSELF TOO. GOODNIGHT


RECIPE NO. 4: HOW TO DO A RADIO STRIPTEASE (NAKED) tactics for community radio coordinators, state radio heads and managers of commercial stations towards a radio without programming
(TURNING ON A GREEN LED LIGHT AFTER EVERY RECIPE)
  1. Always give the wrong time, date, weather and news report.
  2. Constantly change your broadcasting frequency.
  3. Do any technical repairs, regular cleanings, planning for shows, committee meetings, trainings etc. on the air.
  4. Say what another station is saying at the same time. If they complain, tell them you're a ventriloquist.
  5. Insist on the global installation of radio parking meters. The more you stay tuned to only one station the more you have to pay.
  6. 6ave an "Upside Down Week", where all shows would be found in a different time slot.
  7. Have a "Search Week" where all shows would not be found.
  8. Have a "Traffic Jam" where stations in different cities broadcast each other's traffic reports and not their own.
  9. Play the accordion: go from one watt to full power in one watt per day increments and back down again.
  10. Try to fill a two hour show with a two second song.
  11. Try to do fill a two second show with a two hour song.
  12. When you have an interview, have the interviewee at the controls and you at the guest spot.
  13. Dissect the equipment of your radio station into its component parts: transistors, capacitors, integrated circuits, etc. and send one out to each of your listeners.
  14. Go as fast as the technology you're using. Carry your words to your listeners by running.

RECIPE NO. 5 HOW TO SPEAK BETTER THAN HOW YOU THINK

(a recent news tidbit from a newspaper) US companies have found that high pitched, squeaky voices aren't just annoying they are unprofitable. Voice lessons for executives are now common (Globe & Mail B12 Jan 23. 1996)

the antiseptic voice, the homogenous voice is rampant, it wants to be precise, it wants to be universal.... well, perhaps we should conform... we'll have to learn how to do it:

LEARNING TO SPEAK WELL

"Learning to speak well is an important and fruitful task." The tape then enumerates the voice types:


***PLAY TRACKS 5 -18. LEARNING TO SPEAK WELL
   Track 5   No.1 Neutral Voice, No.2 Raised Larynx
   Track 6   No.3 Falsetto
   Track 7   No.4 Creaky Voice
   Track 8   No.5 Whisper
   Track 9   No.6 Whispery Creak
   Track 10  No.7 Whispery Voice
   Track 11  No.8 Whispery Falsetto, No.9 Creaky Voice
   Track 12  No.10 Creaky Falsetto (example)
   Track 13  No.11 Whispery Creaky Voice
   Track 14  No.12 Whispery Creaky Falsetto
   Track 15  No.13 Breathy Voice
   Track 16  No.14 Harsh Whispery Voice
   Track 17  No.15 Tense Voice
   Track 18  No.16 Lax Voice.

We can only speculate what an inflation of the numbers will produce:
No. 795 Breathy Tense Creaky Neutral Whisper ...
No. 9,676 Wounded Raised Larynx Lax Vitriolic Falsetto ... and finally
No. 126,789 Creaky, Breathy, Radiated, Harsh, Tense, Electrocuted, Fondled, Neutral, Contorted, Raised Larynx, Throated, Vexed, Whispery, Transpired, Articulated and Vehiculated, Incontinent, Vagabonded, Phantomized and Phased, Jaundiced, Relayed, Post-determined and Post-digital, Deregulated, Mellifluent, Erased, Manipulated, Fast forwarded, Battery operated, Synoptic and Phatic and Tonsilitic, Glottal and Colossal, Salivaphile and Expectorant, Lecherous, Licentious, Projected, Reverberated, Remote controlled, Vivisected, Transistorized, Modulated, Masticated, Animated, Assiduous, Analphabête Voice.

the antiseptic voice, the homogenous voice is rampant, it wants to be precise, it wants to be universal.... well, i think i prefer this voice:


***PLAY TRACK 19. SEXUALIZED (Caller: Hello. I would describe myself as highly sexualized, perverted, computerized, audiophonic, loud and obnoxious; basically very human.)


RECIPE NO. 6: HOW TO LET A FRIEND CUT YOUR ARM OFF ON A SUNNY AFTERNOON IN NORTHERN QUEBEC


***VIDEO 1st Clip - the human operating system (1:08)

The young student volunteer had been wearing a virtual reality headset for a few hours, exploring an experimental program intended to help surgeons plan operations more efficiently, and the experience left her warm and weary [...] Removing the headset and reaching for a can of pop, the woman found she was pouring it into her eye instead of her mouth.

The perceptual distortions experienced by the young student whose eye became a mouth are but one of the signs of the dangers the body is traversing today. In this context Stelarc espouses that the body is obsolete. This obviously raises many questions. (some are addressed to Stelarc, some are addressed to you, most are unanswerable)

What does it mean to announce the end of evolution and the obsolescence of the body?
At what point are we no longer ourselves? Is the monster a toxin, a cure or a placebo? Will the brain ever be on display on a store's shelf? as a purchasable item, on sale?
Is the real so hyper that answers precede the questions? What is to become of desire?
Is this a desire to negate desire?
Is desire quantifiable?
Is the complexity of parameters inherent in an organic system based on properties understandable by a machine?
Why has immortality has always been so seductive? Don't you get tired of living?
With Stelarc is it a case of When Brains have boxes? Or of When Boxes have Brains?
Doesn't Stelarc's wholesale replacement of organs by more efficient machines entails a conception of the body strictly as vehicle? Doesn't the body with replaceable parts entails an economy of manufacturers selling and servicing the body?
Will we soon be selecting via catalogs, via word of mouth, via downloaded pamphlets the best lung for the buck?
Is there a difference from commodities which are on or even in the body
from commodities that are the body? And what of the relation between people
in this scenario?
Isn't the death of death really synonymous with the death of life? Isn't there a difference between what is desired and what is desirable? Why does Stelarc not have a single critical bone in his body? Will our eviscerated stelarcian bodies be under extended warranty? Don't you prefer being soft and wet over being hollow and dry? Isn't a body -species split, a severing of the human from humanity just an upgraded version of the cartesian endgame? Doesn't our implication in technology prove that we are simultaneously Frankestein père et fils?
With Stelarc's projet, haven't we confused the transgressive with the perhaps more appropriate regressive?

And why engage in a critique of Stelarc at this juncture? while we're busy recycling the future...
Because without a critical backbone electronic media arts is too easily coopted, diluted, commodified, disjointed, .... Because without a body you have no voice.

There is more reason in your body than in your best wisdom. There is more reason in your body than in your best wisdom. There is more reason in your body than in your best wisdom. There is more reason in your body than in your best wisdom. There is more reason in your body than in your best wisdom. There is more reason in your body than in your best wisdom. There is more reason in your body than in your best wisdom. There is more reason in your body than in your best wisdom. There is more reason in your body than in your best wisdom.

To conclude, I offer the sobering account of David Wojnarowicz's last words could easily be read as the last words of the self as it enters the emptiness of the Stelarc post-evolution.

I've gone empty, completely empty and all they see is the visual form. I'm a xerox of my former self, I can't abstract my own dying any longer. I am moving on two legs soon to be on all fours. I'm no longer animal vegetable or mineral. I am no longer made of circuits or disks. I am no longer coded and deciphered. I am all emptiness and futility. I'm a blank spot in a hectic civilization. I am shouting my invisible words. I am getting so weary. I am waving to you from here. I am crawling and looking for the aperture of complete and final emptiness. I am vibrating in isolation among you. I am screaming but it comes out like pieces of clear ice. I am signaling that the volume of all this is too high. I am waving. I am waving my hands. I am disappearing. I am disappearing but not fast enough.

and i say to you:
i don't know how my voice can whisper when inside my voice is screaming. i am escaping.
i am escaping while standing still.


***PLAY VIDEO CLIP NO.2 (Cow in Fast Forward) and TURN ON MECHANICAL COW, MECHANICAL SEAL AND MECHANICAL SHEEP AND LET THEM LOOSE.

end

Christof Migone.
(November 1997)